June 25, 2008

Late Night Ponderisms... Is that a word? Hrm..

Sooo... It's nearly 1am and as usual, I'm not tired in the slightest, so... I feel a blog coming on. How obvious...

For the past week or two we've been working on some new songs, sounding good. In fact, really good if I do say so myself. Well impressed with the way we've written these new songs. One of them stemmed from a drum fill. Darren has his moments of genius, so he can take the credit for the newest song. Or not! Apparently I wrote it in an awkward time signature, it was really just the stupid drum fill time. I don't actually understand any of this 4/4 or 6/8 malarky.

We're currently scraping together some cash for some new toys. This week we should HOPEFULLY finish our shopping for the time being so we can get these new songs recorded. I think I said that in my last blog, but really, we've even picked out the stuff we want now.

Darren turns 27 this Friday. According to great rock'n'roll tradition, this will be his last year as a musician. He hasn't quite decided how he's going to make his great escape, but I'm sure he's plotting it. Hopefully he won't get something stuck in his teeth and decide that a shotgun is a good implement for removing it. Messy...

We're playing a gig this Friday in Skinandi's with The Jyrojets, shouldn't be that bad apparently.

We've had a couple of reviews done this past while. If you check out our Myspace page, link on the the right btw, then you can check them out. Not bad for a few hairy Highlanders I think.

Anyway, as they say in frog land... haw-he-haw.

Cya biy
Jamie

June 11, 2008

Oh Aye...

Our album is on iTunes... download it motherfucker!

And... we got a review. It was good. It's on the "Is This Music?" website.

It's Been A While...

Hey, admittedly, I've not updated this in a very long time, but what the hell... a lot has happened since I last posted in February.

Where to begin. The Studio I suppose. We were in the studio for the best part of a week... it wasn't long enough if you ask me, but I'm a choosy fucker anyway. It was great crack though. Late nights playing Guitar Hero on Playstation 2... Stevie thought he was the fucking king.... I mean, the boy can barely stand up... playing Guitar Hero? Haha... you're having a fuckin laugh right?

A story:

I should tell you right now that Stevie is a modern day Richey Edwards... he can't play bass to save his fuckin life... in fact, we had to pay some poor cunt to come in an play bass for him.

Now that I've dropped that bombshell, I shall continue.


Ah yes, the studio. A time of wine drinking(rose, yes, we're fags), Vodka(non) drinking. It took Darren 3 days to drink one glass. Give Darren his dues, he did make us breakfast, I was a lazy cunt and never made anyone breakfast. Fuck that, it's bad enough that I have to be in their presence most of the time, nevermind maintaining their existence!

We tracked 3 songs in 3 days. It was a great experience. Had a load of time to sit around and be picky about things. Mark was a pleasure to work with yet again. His attention to detail was great and he really knew how to get the best out of us. Yes, Mark threatened to kill us. He had Darren in a chokehold for a few seconds which scared the shit out of Stevie and I(quite literally in Stevie's case, it was more watery than normal though.)

Renaissance, our debut mini-album, was launched in March at a gig with Theatre Fall(yey) and some band from Glasgow who's name honestly escapes me right now. It's ok, they never really spoke to us much anyway. Theatre Fall were gentlemen of the highest order though. We spent most of the day with them, I highly recommend that you check them out. Great band and nice chaps to boot.

We played with Hayseed Dixie again in March... I think it was March, it's a bit of a blur to be perfectly honest. It was in Wick... a bit of a non-event really. Wick is hardly rock capital of the world.

We went to Aberdeen and Dundee in March. Mark, our producer, was doing sound in The Moorings... it was a bit of a shock walking on stage in a strange place with the sound man shouting "HI BIY" through the monitors. A pleasant surprise none the less.

I should probably take this moment to introduce our good friend and of course, the newest "member" of Astronot. Kevin "ehhh" Macleod. He's a fine chap, he carries our gear, he gets drunk, he gets Stevie even more drunk, he says "ehhh" A LOT, he mumbles and takes a hell of a lot of cheek. He's a good man though. He does the sound in Skinandi's when bands are playing, so he's a fine chap to have on our side.

What's happening now then? Well, since we recorded our mini-album in March, we've written three new songs. Well, I should rephrase that. We've finished one and have another two in the pipeline. We can't be fucked going to studios now, it's fucking expensive for a start. We're going to record ourselves and release our new tracks online via our website...aren't we? I think so, I haven't told Darren about the website thing yet, but yeah, that's the plan. So, not only do we give away free keyrings, stickers and sign male nipples, we're gonna give our music away now too. We'll package it into EP type things or release them in groups or something. I haven't quite decided yet, but I'd like to have some stuff available by the end of summer.

Finally, a bit ironic really, especially since I slagged fuck out of them in an earlier blog. We're playing with The Jyrojets at the end of this month. Yipee... or not.

I should note, that my earlier comments stand about them. I was voted against 2-1. Nevermind... sure it'll be grand.

I'll update again soon, promise.

Jamie